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response to  palsterzsbcgloba's post If it adds to your well-being

I too recently had some work done on my face. I said, "Dr. 90210, can you make me look more like Billy Dee Williams? And I don't mean Billy Dee from that outer space movie with that Jabba the Hut character. I mean Billy Dee from those dynamite Colt 45 commercials." Needless to say Dr. 90210 did an amazing job. Then I ate his brains. Sometime in the future (barring any unforeseen accidents involving sunlight or garlic) I plan on having my face reconstructed in order to more closely resemble a ham sandwich.

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